What happens when you don't open your computer all weekend
After trying to dodge the thing Frogger-style, I finally read the (third? 700th?) George Steel profile in the Times. All I will say is that in the piece, he's compared to The President of the United States of America, "another newcomer to a tough job in a time of crisis." I wonder when publicists will start comparing artists to Obama in their press releases. I'm sure it's already happened.
I was forwarded an e mail about a new classical music gossip site called The Cereal List. Despite the fact that my readers did not seem to get behind Pitch Snitch, ahem, I remain convinced that more gossipy blogs - notably OperaChic and Parterre Box - are some of the best things in the industry. Unfortunately, the introduction e mail to The Cereal List included a fake teaser about Cecilia Bartoli hooking up with Joshua Bell, calling it "an Ashton and Demi thing" (Mmm...Google it: Bartoli is about one year older than Bell). Additionally, this intro e mail was sent from the super secret aspiring gossip columnist's Personal E mail Address, which is really amazing. These big little initial missteps don't inspire much confidence, and I'm not entirely sure how (if?) they're going to fact-check, but take a gander and decide for yourselves.
Not unsurprisingly, One Hundred people forwarded me the news of the Streisand Village Vanguard concert a couple weeks back. First, it's genius because I actually thought you had to pre-order the CD to enter to win tickets, but there's small print that says you don't. Point is, had my sister not corrected me, ~17 copies of Love is the Answer would have arrived (for different names) at my doorstep. That is some good, trixy marketing. However, my intern Nate took a close look at the rules (and nooo, I did not make him do that as part of his job) and found this oddity: Any potential winner who resides in Canada will first be required to correctly answer a skill-testing (arithmetical) question as a condition of winning.
What now? I mean, how's that?
Something like this, maybe:
A cruise ship sinks in the Atlantic and half of the survivors make it to a desert island. There are enough copies of The Way We Were to last 14 people 2 weeks. 4 days later, the ship sent to rescue the survivors also sinks, drowning 6.5 crew members and 33 Color Me Barbra records, leaving an additional 7 people stranded on the island to now share the 1 copy of Streisand Superman. The Art obviously has to be re-rationed, but everyone is now on half of the original ration, so how many days in total from the day of the original sinking would it take for a shipment of Yentl DVDs to reach the island?
I was forwarded an e mail about a new classical music gossip site called The Cereal List. Despite the fact that my readers did not seem to get behind Pitch Snitch, ahem, I remain convinced that more gossipy blogs - notably OperaChic and Parterre Box - are some of the best things in the industry. Unfortunately, the introduction e mail to The Cereal List included a fake teaser about Cecilia Bartoli hooking up with Joshua Bell, calling it "an Ashton and Demi thing" (Mmm...Google it: Bartoli is about one year older than Bell). Additionally, this intro e mail was sent from the super secret aspiring gossip columnist's Personal E mail Address, which is really amazing. These big little initial missteps don't inspire much confidence, and I'm not entirely sure how (if?) they're going to fact-check, but take a gander and decide for yourselves.
Not unsurprisingly, One Hundred people forwarded me the news of the Streisand Village Vanguard concert a couple weeks back. First, it's genius because I actually thought you had to pre-order the CD to enter to win tickets, but there's small print that says you don't. Point is, had my sister not corrected me, ~17 copies of Love is the Answer would have arrived (for different names) at my doorstep. That is some good, trixy marketing. However, my intern Nate took a close look at the rules (and nooo, I did not make him do that as part of his job) and found this oddity: Any potential winner who resides in Canada will first be required to correctly answer a skill-testing (arithmetical) question as a condition of winning.
What now? I mean, how's that? Something like this, maybe:
A cruise ship sinks in the Atlantic and half of the survivors make it to a desert island. There are enough copies of The Way We Were to last 14 people 2 weeks. 4 days later, the ship sent to rescue the survivors also sinks, drowning 6.5 crew members and 33 Color Me Barbra records, leaving an additional 7 people stranded on the island to now share the 1 copy of Streisand Superman. The Art obviously has to be re-rationed, but everyone is now on half of the original ration, so how many days in total from the day of the original sinking would it take for a shipment of Yentl DVDs to reach the island?
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Life's a Pitch Why don't we apply the successful marketing and publicity campaigns we see in our everyday lives to the performing arts? Great ideas are right there, ripe for the emulating. And who's responsible for the wide-reaching problems in ticket sales and audience development? Boring artists? Greedy managers? Overstretched marketing departments? We're beyond debating who owns the problem. Let's fix this thing.
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Amanda Ameer left her position as Publicity Manager at IMG Artists in June 2007 to start First Chair Promotion. She currently represents Hilary Hahn, Gabriel Kahane, The King's Singers, David Lang, Eric Owens, Michael Gordon, Hélène Grimaud, Sondra Radvanovsky and Julia Wolfe, and serves as a consultant to Chamber Music America. She graduated from Dartmouth College and lives in New York City.
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Amanda Ameer left her position as Publicity Manager at IMG Artists in June 2007 to start First Chair Promotion. She currently represents Hilary Hahn, Gabriel Kahane, The King's Singers, David Lang, Eric Owens, Michael Gordon, Hélène Grimaud, Sondra Radvanovsky and Julia Wolfe, and serves as a consultant to Chamber Music America. She graduated from Dartmouth College and lives in New York City.
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