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January 26, 2005
REPULSKI'S REVENGE
A reader writes, "Pardon me, boy, is this the Ugly Hombre's Station?" (Click the keys to start the morning off right, but pardon the instrumentation.) He continues:
Alas, I've seen it before, the Calamity that comes when a Lifetime of Happy Dreams is crushed against the Rocks of Despair. Yes, we mistake Hapless Twits for villains. We choose the Wrong Folks for enemies in a hot Hong Kong fantasy of Karate Rage: Carson, who only made multitudes smile and never hurt anyone he didn't know, and the pathetic Thomson, once valuable but now a Bloviating Jackass. Shame on you.What you need is blood. I can sense it. And the Sacrifice of Flesh in a Righteous Cause, which brings so many satisfactions: the surprisingly easy penetration of the knife or pick, the sudden limp collapse of your victim, the simple taste of his crimson as you lick your hand. Yessir, there's much to be said for taking a life.
You need a Target of Note, or you'll never find peace. I suggest Joe Lieberman. He should be Easy Prey, walking his $3,000 dog on the sunny Connecticut street where he lives, lost in his smarmy world of kindly self-approval. Then you can leave an insider's signature, the mask of PIG placed on his still grinning face, just as Guy Grand would do if he were still around.
-- Repulski
He adds that he's begun a round of steroid therapy. By spring he expects to be either Steve Reeves or Grandma Moses.
Posted by at January 26, 2005 06:02 AM
