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October 31, 2004
BIN LADEN SPEAKS
Referring to the president, Mr. bin Laden said: "It appeared to him that a little girl's talk about her goat and its butting was more important than the planes and their butting of the skyscrapers. That gave us three times the required time to carry out the operations, thank God." -- NY Times, 30 Oct 04
OSAMA BIN LADEN: WHY I'M CHAMP
Thank you, Dad, and thank you,
Mom,
I couldn't have done it without you,
And thanks to all my religion
teachers,
Though my act was not about you.
In my personal Manhattan Project,
Mohamed Atta was lieutenant,
But sans
George Bush (who was sent by Allah!)
I could never have won the pennant.
Posted by at October 31, 2004 11:01 AM
