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December 10, 2003
WHAT INVESTIGATION?
You may recall that before being elected, Der Gropenfuhrer apologized to all the women he offended with behavior that earned him his nickname. To prove his sincerity, he maintained that he would look into the complaints.
But now Der Grope has changed his mind. He says: Nein! CNN reports that the "independent investigation of pre-election allegations that he groped and sexually harassed women," which he promised, "isn't necessary because 'the people have spoken.' ... [His] vow to investigate the charges 'was meant much more for me, that I wanted to look into it myself.' ... [T]he bottom line is, right now, I'm focusing on [state fiscal problems], and there is no investigation."
When the people have spoken, Der Grope brazens it out. Apparently he is satisfied that the Culifornia lemmings who voted for him couldn't care less about the so-called investigation. So why should he? And please wipe that cynical smile off your face.
Posted by at December 10, 2003 01:03 AM