Everything Is Google-able

Have librarians begun reporting increased job satisfaction now that Google fields some of the more inane public search requests?

For instance, I'm having one of those "throw your computer out the window" kind of days. Is there an emoticon for that?

Indeed there is:

Elsewhere, the internet can also solve your "I didn't watch the Tony's, but I still want to see Neil Patrick Harris make 'em laugh" Monday morning blues.

However, the internet won't find you a job. In fact, in this recession, it will just mercilessly make fun of your trust-funded behind.

Now, who needs some blue hair dye for a certain forward-thinking new music event? Tang-a-tini, anyone? This, people, is why I got into this racket.