A Fable Of The San Francisco Symphony Strike?
"A young, naive, well-meaning Bible salesman encounters a boy, perhaps 6 years old, playing outside his home. The man says hello to the kid, hoping to speak to the child's parents. The boy kicks the man in the shin, starts screaming, and when his mother runs out from the house, the boy points at the man at yells: 'He kicked me!'"
San Francisco Classical Voice 03/26/13