Let's Skewer The Technophobes Who Think The Internet Is Killing The Novel
"So: to recap. Writers can't write anything because they keep looking at the internet, which, as it does with everyone, is making them stupid. If they do write something, no-one wants to read it. If someone does want to read it, they can't, because the internet has permanently disabled the part of their brain that enables them to concentrate on any text longer than a tweet."
The Weeklings 01/10/13