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August 2, 2007

CAAF: Tallahassee Nights

Confidential to Phillip A. Evans Jr., vice president and chief communications officer for Turner Enterprises:

Now might be a good time to visit a certain house in Tallahassee. Once you're there, rip the phone cord from the wall and disconnect the modem. You may be interrupted here by a man who is eager to continue "setting the record straight." In a gentle, firm voice say to him, "Bob, why don't you just sit still for a bit."

Then make the man a nice big plate of scrambled eggs, some toast and a little Mandarin tea. For dessert, pour him out some whiskey. Let him choose what the two of you watch on TV.

Posted August 2, 2007 1:50 PM

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