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October 11, 2006

TT: Elsewhere

Here are some gems gleaned from my recent voyages into cyberspace:

- Mr. Modern Art Notes holds forth on the genius of Richard Diebenkorn, making an important point in passing:

A few weeks ago I was chatting with a chief curator about a Richard Diebenkorn painting in one of his galleries. "You know," I said. "It's remarkable that there's never been a full, comprehensive Ocean Park survey exhibit."

The curator paused. "Are you sure about that?" he said, less asking than implying I should double-check Diebenkorn's exhibition history.

"Completely sure," I said. "There's never been a Berkeley show either. It's bizarre. It's probably the contemporary art show most in need of being done."

The curator was still disbelieving, but allowed me my fervor. It's true. There's never been a museum (or gallery, for that matter) exhibit surveying the paintings, the drawings, the paintings-on-paper, or the three together....

Or, I might add, the related prints. You won't find one in the Teachout Museum, alas--I haven't got that kind of money to throw around--but I am the proud owner of an etching by Diebenkorn, who would be universally acknowledged as one of the greatest American artists of the twentieth century had he not made the fatal mistake of living and working in California. Even now, far too many New Yorkers suffer from the wildly mistaken notion that the West Coast is an aesthetic desert. I don't know where they picked it up--probably from Woody Allen.

- Speaking of the West Coast, Mr. Anecdotal Evidence serves up the best capsule description of Raymond Chandler's special gifts I've read, my own feeble attempts included. Here's part of it:

Chandler's literary conscience was bothered by the genre in which he had chosen to work. Part of him wished to write "heavy novels." We can be grateful he never did, because the hard-boiled detective story enabled him to indulge his strengths, minimize or ignore his weaknesses and create great books that continue to give dependable pleasure to readers. "All of which is to say that gusto thrives on freedom, and freedom in art, as in life, is the result of a discipline imposed by ourselves," as Marianne Moore once wrote in a very different context....

Read the whole thing. It won't take long.

- The Little Professor has sailed off the deep end:

It's official: I share the house with six thousand books...

Alas, I have also exhausted my supply of downstairs walls. (As I live in a Cape Cod, upstairs walls are in somewhat short supply. Or, rather, the upstairs walls are both short and in short supply.) My parents have already suggested building stacks--not to mention another room--but I think that there may be other, more creative, alternatives....

I especially like her idea for "floating, inflatable bookcases," which reminds me of my favorite line from Mark Helprin's Memoir from Antproof Case: "I had had wonderful ideas all my life--the antigravity box, the camel ranch in Idaho, artillery mail--but I had never been able to translate them into reality."

- Why aren't blogbooks selling? Brenda Coulter, a romance novelist who blogs on the side, offers some sensible observations, accompanied by this amusing aside:

Publishers haven't been offering big-name bloggers contracts for novels. And rightly so, because wit and erudition on a blog aren't reliable indicators of talent for fiction-writing....I'm an effusive admirer of Terry Teachout's writing. But even this fangirl doesn't assume he'd make a brilliant novelist. For all I know, he'd stink at fiction.

Alas, I would and do, as I confessed in this space two years ago.

- Ms. Light Reading draws a distinction:

In English English clever seems to be a clearer term of praise, for something like what Americans would just call "smart," but often when I use "clever" it is not a compliment....

Ditto.

- Mr. Jerry Jazz Musician asked a cast of very interesting characters, including Ahmad Jamal, Roger Kellaway, John Pizzarelli, and Nancy Wilson, to name "the five greatest albums (LP or CD) of all time." The answers he got are--to put it mildly--illuminating.

- By way of Ms. Althouse, here's Alice Cooper on politics:

"You won't find any political songs, excepted for ‘Elected,' which is a satire, on my records. You're never going to find me promoting this candidate over that candidate because I'm sitting there going, ‘Why should people who like my music...vote for the guy I'm voting for?'" Cooper said. "Asking me who to vote for is like asking the guy who makes your pizza who to vote for."

- Frank Sinatra or Perry Como? You decide:

When I became a drummer and moved from New Jersey to Las Vegas to live and work full time, the first thing my dad and uncles would ask me when I would come home to Jersey on visits was: "So, Ron, are you screwing those showgirls silly?" Or, "So, Ron, have you gotten to see Frank and Dino in Vegas? I'll bet there's tons of gorgeous cooze hangin' around them all the time, begging to screw them--am I right?"

On the other hand, when they discussed Perry, the men were equally reverential but about his sound family values. My father and my uncles all said, more than once in one form or another: "You know Ron, Perry Como, he goes to church with his family every week and he doesn't fool around on his wife. He's a good man. He used to be a barber you know, so underneath he's like us, a working man. He doesn't let his success go to his head."

So what does an impressionable young man do with these conflicting moral positions?...

I recently presented this Frank versus Perry ethical dilemma to one of my cousins. I concluded my story by asking him: "So, what do you make of this?" He thought for a moment, and then with a silly grin on his face, said: "I think the solution is to be a barber and screw a lot of beautiful women."

Again, read the whole thing.

- Finally, did you know that The New Yorker has only one subscriber in Albania?

Posted October 11, 2006 12:00 PM

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