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April 19, 2004
TT: Mr. Waller, annotated
Fats Waller, after Louis Armstrong the most life-enhancing jazz musician ever to make recordings, is never very far from my iTunes player. Needing a pre-bedtime boost of spirits, I clicked on "It's a Sin to Tell a Lie," one of his celebrated deconstructions of insipid Thirties pop tunes, and began smiling from the first bar onward. It starts with a get-the-hell-out-of-my-way introduction, immediately succeeded by a jaunty chorus of solo piano in which Waller's infallible left hand bounces up and down the keys like a fat man on a pogo stick.There follows a quintessentially Wallerian vocal that goes something like this, sort of:
Be sure it's true when you say "I love you."
It's a sin to tell a lie-uhhllllrrrry!
[unctuously] Millions of hearts have been broken, yes, yes,
Just because these words were spoken. (You know the words that were spoken? Here it is.)
[simperingly] I love you I love you I love you [in an orotund bass-baritone] I love you. [gleefully] Ha-ha-ha!
Yes, but if you break my heart, I'll break your jaw and then I'll die.
So be sure it's true when you say "I love [twitteringly, in falsetto] yooooou." Ha, ha!
It's a sin to tell a lie. Now get on out there and tell your lie. What is it?
But words fail me. Go here, scroll down, click on the link and rejoice in the real right thing.
Posted April 19, 2004 12:05 PM
